The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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