Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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