just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I know her cup size but not her name....
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