We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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