My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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