oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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