i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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