were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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