Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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