Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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