Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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