it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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