You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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