where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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