belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Everything about him screamed your future.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
