I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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