Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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