if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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