it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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