do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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