I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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