Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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