In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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