Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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