No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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