Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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