You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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