S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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