....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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