someone get that fucking seahorse.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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