She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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