Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You were trust falling into bushes
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
