As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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