I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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