I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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