Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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