you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
