I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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