he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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