so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Pooping to opera.
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