you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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