i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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