Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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