this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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