Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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