Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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