"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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