So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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