You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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