16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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