and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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