His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Dear god my vagina.
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