i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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